Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I start to just jump and dance around. And then I remember that anyone walking from the North Hedges parking lot would be able to clearly see me being an idiot.
Sometimes I spend hours watching romantic music videos on youtube. And then I realize that if I didn't spend so much time watching these videos I may have my very own love life to account for.
Sometimes I get excited about how happy jolly ranchers make me. And then when it's time for me to go out in public I look in the mirror only to see a blackish tongue.
Sometimes I put off studying, homework, and papers until the night before (actually, I always do it...but for poetic sake...). And then I have a mini brain annurisum/nervous breakdown when it's 1 am and I have to crank out breathhtaking intelligence in 6 hours.
Sometimes I think it's a good idea to be a professional creeper on Facebook. And then I get a virtual slap in the face when I find out things I never wanted to know.
Sometimes I write blogs that describe how ridiculous I am. And then the whole world knows to stay away from the crazy sparkle girl. Haha.
