It's been a while since I've done one of these puppies. And I know I've done many like this one I'm about to write. But after my embarrassing display of my love of suckers that I willingly put on facebook for the world to see tonight (I bought over 400, in case you missed that), I have been forced to reflect on some of the many reasons why I am still single...a lot of which have developed as a result of living alone this summer.
1. I eat at least 3 pickles a night.
2. Girl Code is my favorite TV show.
3. I paint my nails at least every other day...because I scrape the nail polish off with my teeth...attractive, I know.
4. I laugh. Loudly. When I'm by myself. Often.
5. I don't cook. I've had marshmallows and graham crackers for dinner 4 out of the 7 days this week...
6. I'm dramatic. About everything. You should read my diary.
7. I spend 40 hours a week with three little girls under the age of 8..."You become like the 5 people you spend the most time with; choose wisely." ...well...you do the math.
8. If you don't smile at me when you say hi to me or add an explanation mark to the end of your texts to me I will think that you hate me. And cry.
9. I get excited really easily. And when I get excited I sing, and yell, and jump, and dance, and thrash...and people have gotten hurt by my excitement before.
10. I believe everything I hear. Gullible is spelled on every ceiling I've stood under. Woops.
And obviously, I am not mysterious. I have no secrets about myself...obviously. Ha :)
Hope everyone's having a lovely summer! :) Xo <3
