There is a porcupine living in my throat. His name is Pokey Scratch. He likes to dance around and do acrobatic tricks in there. Although I support his dreams of dancing and gymnastics, I would appreciate it if he would pursue his dreams elsewhere.
Do you hear me, Pokey Scratch? Go away please.
Love,
Me :)
Pokey Scratch take your fellow awful rodent friend Punxatawny Phil and take a hike. You two suck.
ReplyDeleteAgreed!! :) Hope you feel better soon!
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