I'm a Fool!

So it's happened...
I've actually uncovered the perfect boy :)
This crazy month I have been to Salt Lake City, Great Falls, Missoula, Billings, Helena, and Calgary, and wouldn't ya know out of all those places I found one good one!
First off let me just say that he is extremely good looking. I don't know how I lucked out with getting someone who is so gorgeous!
He enjoys my eccentric and childish sense of humor, and he says his favorite thing about me is my quirky personality...who knew someone would actually be attracted to what leaves most people slowly backing away from me.
He plays guitar and he is an excellent singer. And he loves the same music as me...what many people describe as "preppy punk"...but not him. I don't have to tolerate ridiculous rap, boring blue grass, or jokey jazz. :)
Also, I never feel like I am bothering him. Which is rare! And I find myself smiling like a fool whenever he even crosses my mind. It's embarrassing.
He is completely selfless! I have to argue in order to make sure he gets what he wants. He insists on paying for everything, he won't say anything about himself until he has asked me at least a billion questions about my day.
He really makes me smile.
Well now that I've gone on and on about this boy let me tell you just one more thing about him...
He doesn't exist....
That's right, I just April Fooled you!
Did you really think that there was a boy like that? I'm pretty sure they aren't made like that anymore.
Don't get me wrong...this is not a list of  "requirements" that I have for a boyfriend...just an example. Trust me, I'm not so stupid to expect that much from someone of the male species ;)
So, oh well, right? :) Someday someone will come and take me by surprise...
and until then, I'll enjoy my evenings alone watching chick flicks, reading silly novels, and eating too much candy.
Happy April Fool's day :)