Caramel Tea and Pink Nails

How can I ever be worried with so many back up plans?!

Plan A: Graduate college with an Elementary Education degree so I can become a teacher somewhere in this state.

Plan B: Go to beauty school and become a beautician.

Plan C: Write a New York Times Best Selling Novel.

Plan D: Post videos of me singing and guitaring to my songs on youtube and get discovered by Justin Bieber.

Plan E: Start a cupcake business called HappyCakes.

Plan F: Gain 278 pounds, go on the biggest loser, lose it all, and then become a motivational speaker/personal trainer for future biggest loser contestants.

Plan G: Buy Rosetta Stone for French, learn it, go to France, and make a name for myself there as a ballerina.

Plan H: Befriend Katie Couric's daughter. Then once Katie gets to know me she will see how charismatic and lovely I am and then refer me to Good Morning America, where I will become a regular news anchor.

Plan I: Change my major to engineering. Get a beautiful engineering major with ambition to fall in love with me. Once he has proposed, I will drop out of school. I will be a stay at home crafting, baking, dancing, mom while he makes $500,000 a year. 

Plan J: Build the world's largest water slide. Paint it pink and sparkly. 

Plan K: Genetically engineer a breed of horses to become unicorns. Open a unicorn amusement park where unicorns roam free and give people rides to any place that is happy. 

Plan L: Teach a dolphin to talk. Bring him to SeaWorld.

Plan M: Discover a new species.

Plan N: Find Atlantis.

Plan O: Try out for American Idol.

Plan P: Get a job being Sleeping Beauty for Disneyland.

Plan Q: Learn to quilt from Brooke. Quilt the world's largest quilt. Then hold the world's largest cuddle party with hot chocolate, marshmallows, Christmas movies, and the big quilt.

Plan R: Solve the Da Vinci code.

Plan S: Be the girl to finally tie down John Mayer.

Plan T: Finally get my dad to write his autobiography and be his editor and publisher...that way when it sells a zillion copies I will get some of the cut and be able to live comfortably until I need to move on to the next plan.

Plan U: Create an app that you can google a personal thing...such as "Where did I leave that checkbook?" or "How hard do I really need to study for this test?".

Plan V: Get hired on as a celebrity's entertainer. Live with them, and whenever they are bored I have to make them unbored by taking them shopping, dancing, cooking, or just telling them stories I made up.

Plan W: Get MTV to come videotape my life and make it into a reality show. It will be called "Sparky in the Valley."

Plan X: Move back in with Brooke and Jeremy. Learn German. Become the neighborhood housekeeper named Valencia.

Plan Y: Locate 8 large refrigerator boxes. Move to Miami. Create a home with the boxes. Collect 7 cats, 2 pigeons, and a squirrel. Live there in peace forever.

Plan Z: Back to plan A I guess?